If you just had an absolutely horrible May, just remember…
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The person who added a little extra grit and flavor to their pie:
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The person who almost accomplished the incredible:
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The person who got this sandwich for ANTS:
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The person who’s the proud owner of a brand-new car:
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The person who’s probably furiously Googling if AppleCare covers industrial accidents:
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The person who will rue the day they forgot about Paving Day:
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The person who had this Looney Toons-esque series of events happen to them:
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The person who isn’t going anywhere anytime soon:
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The person whose imagination will be working overtime tonight:
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The person whose idea of eight inches clearly does not match their barber’s:
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The person who was kind enough to lay a nice coat of paint on the self-checkout machine:
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The person who will never, ever leave their car’s top down again:
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The person who was in a huge rush to get downstairs:
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The person whose iPhone is looking great:
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The person whose neighbors apparently really know how to party:
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The person with the stickiest floor this side of the mighty Mississippi:
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The person who loves their neighbor very much, I’m sure:
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The person whose glasses are now 20,000 leagues under the toilet water:
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The person who at least got some nice clay out of this transaction:
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The person who will never, ever be able to go home:
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The person who will never leave home without referencing five different weather apps:
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The person who got paint EVERYWHERE:
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The person who got to have a nice, up-close, and personal interaction with their fellow traveler:
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The person who bought this monitor for ANTS:
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The person whose kettle went to the great big tea set in the sky:
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The person who is pioneering fly couture:
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The person who had one attempt and guessed very, very wrong:
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The person who will not be able to sleep until that strip is finished:
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The person whose car now belongs to forces beyond their control:
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The person whose neighbors have basked the entire neighborhood in blinding light:
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The person who will remain stinky:
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The person whose car got a fresh coat of “white-out”:
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The person who found out a really interesting fact about their body:
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The person whose headphone is now one with the city:
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The person who’s eating some fine spatula goop for dinner tonight:
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The person who lost yet another battle in the eternal war against cacti:
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The person whose expensive watch has a tiiiiiny little scratch:
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The person who might want to try puttin’ that thing in reverse:
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The person who got a little extra treat at the bottom of their dinner:
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The person whose package is juuuust a bit bent:
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The person whose candle is taking over their entire bathroom:
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The person whose cheese fries make me want to cheese dies:
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The person whose car accident went from bad to incomprehensibly horrible:
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The person whose eggs seem to have created a portal to Hell:
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The person who massacred an entire family of flies in their coffee:
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The person whose cast iron pan just became a goop iron pan:
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The person whose favorite protein powder got a nice high five:
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The person who likes their poultry well-done:
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The person who will never whack weeds so haphazardly ever again:
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And the person who learned one of life’s most valuable and important lessons the hard way:
